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Hurey, i-Intanethi yezinto ifikile!

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Mhlawumbi sele uve nge-Intanethi yezinto,
ethi idunyiswe kuyo yonke indawo ngoku!

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I-Intanethi Yezinto ibhekisa ekudibanisweni kwayo yonke imihlobo
yezinto zemihla ngemihla nendlela ezi zinto

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ngoku eziphuhlisa ngayo ubomi obunobomi bazo
ngenxa yobukrelekrele obufunyenweyo ngobuchule.

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Into yokuba iikhompyutha, iithelivizhini
kunye nezidlali zeDVD zifuna ukufikelela

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kwi-intanethi sele iphantse yadanisa kule mihla.

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Kodwa into yokuba izixhobo zethu zasekhitshini esizithandayo,
ezifana nefriji, ngoku ekugqibeleni ziyakwazi ukusikhulula

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kwimisebenzi edinisayo nekufuna ingqondo... iyamangalisa nje!

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Isebenza njani loo nto? Kulula kakhulu:

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Akusekho mfuneko yokuba uzibhale ngokuzikhandla uluhlu
lwakho lokuthenga; ifriji, "umncedisi wethu

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opholileyo," ngoku isenza lo msebenzi udinisayo endaweni yethu.

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Akuphelelanga apho, kodwa ukwala u-odola yonke into
kwi-intanethi ayicingela ibalulekile ukuze siqhubeke siphila.

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Mabambeke umzinyo!

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Kudala ndilinde eli xesha libalulekileyo.

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Kuxhomekeke kwiimpawu zobuchwepheshe zefriji, abafazi namadoda
asekhaya abazi kakhulu ngeteknoloji abasafuneki

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bazibuza ngokwabo ukuba, umzekelo, loo "nto iluhlaza-tyheli"
engasemva ngasekhohlo efrijini ingqê-ngqê eninukayo.

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Ngenxa yohlalutyo lobuntsha oluzenzekelayo ngokupheleleyo,
isilumkiso esingxokozisiyo singalumkisa ngesiphazamiso

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esigqithisileyo esivela kwivumba kwaye sithumele
imihla yangoku yokuphelelwa kwexesha kuzo zonke

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iidilesi ze-imeyile ezidityisiweyo nge-newsletter.

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Uqondile?

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Icebiso elincinci kubasebenzisi
abangamadoda bolu hlobo lwezobuchwepheshe olutsha:

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Nceda ungakhathazeki ngeengxaki zempilo ukuba ufumana
umyalezo othi "imeko yamaqanda akho iphantse yaba yingozi".

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Enkosi kakhulu…!

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Xa sithetha ngempilo, kuthekani ngeBoscholette?

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Owu, uthetha indlu yangasese ye-intanethi yakwaBosch?

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Indawo encinci ethule esixelela kwangoko
ngemeko yethu yezempilo ngokusekelwe kwinkunkuma

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eyamkelayo, kwaye iqalise unyango kwangoko.

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Ngelixa umsebenzisi wetekhnoloji esajonge isikrini
esothukile emva 'kwendibano yakhe yeshishini', uBoscholette

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sele efake umyalelo wamayeza onesithombe kwi-intanethi.

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Kwaye ukuba olu phuhliso ulufumana luyanyanyisa, uBoscholette
uza kucela ngoko nangoko i-note yokugula kwi-GP yakho.

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Kwaye ukuze singanyanzeleki ukungena emotweni
sikwimeko yethu yezempilo njengoko sikhoyo ukuze siyilande,

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baphinde ke bacinga ngophuhliso lwe-"5G" ethembisayo.

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Isizukulwana sesihlanu sonxibelelwano lweeselula, esidibanisa
yonke into, sisenza ikhawuleze kwaye izimele ngakumbi.

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Oku kuza kubangela ukuba impilo yethu isiye
sibe mandundu nangakumbi, kodwa ungenzani?

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Kaloku, ithembisa kungekuphela nje iifriji ezikrelekrele, izindlu
zangasese, njl., kodwa kwane isixeko siphela

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esizele zizixhobo zobuchwepheshe eziluncedo,
iimoto ezizikhwazayo kunye nokunye okuninzi...

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Kanti ke, ishishini lamachiza licinga ukuba i-"5G"
intle kakhulu kwaye sele lizama ukufumana izabelo

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zeBosch, hleze iBoscholette ingena kwimarike kungekudala!

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Ubukrelekrele bokwenziwa... GQIBA!!!

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Hurey, ngoku andisadingi kucingela mna...

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Ndingalibala ngaloo nto ngoku... Ukucinga!