An ode to the mouse
Is the mouse a boy, a girl or something else?
Kids, are you interested?
I have never asked myself this question,
Until now, the mouse has been telling non-political stories.
Things used to be clear.
The mouse explains to the crowd of children:
Why is the banana crooked?
Why do you fly over in a bend?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
And why does the skunk produce stink?
But nowadays, there is no question that the mouse is no longer able to do this!
Not even with her aide, the little blue elephant.
Because today the mouse serves the power that suddenly makes dad and mom worthless.
After all, a gay man is much cooler,
and moms as lesbians are the best, according to advertising.
As gender diverse or non-binary, this would all be desirable for children.
So today the mouse makes it clear to everyone that dad and mom were yesterday!
Thanks to the mouse, every child now thinks that mom and dad are bourgeois.
During this time, the mouse is in the service of the state and security.
The GEZ is happily fleecing the salaries of the inflation-damaged philistine parents.
So the public broadcaster is well-heeled and leaves no corruption untried.
Yes, the mouse now has to cower and tinker with the laws of nature.
The mouse has to make the children believe that prince and prince are great things.
That hobos actually prefer to be women and that two dads should be completely normal!
Father State continues to demand:
Now teach the little ones that normal is any mess.
Everything natural is our enemy.
Show the children the abnormal as a friend!
Yes, so the good is reversed and the children continue to be taught the wrong things!
So, dear parents: don't worry!
Mouse and elephant parenting guides are all the rage!
Just keep your children watching, they'll get distracted.
This way, the little ones are already being infiltrated and the big plan is running like clockwork!
The mouse helps with his adjutant, the state power and the informers.
So let's conclude very briefly:
We all really wish her the gender-appropriate mousetrap!