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"Bòdwo pou Ewòp" – anba tit sa a, ansyen manm Konsèy Nasyonal
Swis ak Gran Konsèyè Bèn Thomas Fuchs te pibliye yon atik

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satirik sou sitiyasyon finansye Ewòp la nan jounal DIE IDEE.

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Dis gason – yon Grèk, yon Italyen, yon Franse, yon
Pòtigè, yon Espayòl, yon Sipriyòt, yon Fen, yon Otrichyen,

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yon Olandè ak yon Alman – rankontre regilyèman pou dine.

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Se konsa li te ye ankò semèn pase a.

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Bòdwo pou tout moun ansanm te egzakteman €500, paske
yo te vrèman pran plezi manje nan yon restoran wo nivo.

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Envite yo te peye bòdwo yo – menm jan nou
peye taks nou yo – e li te sanble konsa:

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Kat envite (Grèk la, Pòtigè a,
Espanyòl la ak Italyen an) pa t peye anyen.

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Sipriyòt la te peye €1. Fransè a te peye €5. Otrichyen an
te peye €50. Finlandè a te peye €80. Olandè a te peye €100.

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Dizèm nan (Alman an) te peye €264.

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Sa te ap kontinye konsa depi yon bon bout tan.

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Yo te rankontre plizyè fwa pou manje.

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Tout moun te satisfè jiskaske pwopriyetè a te kreye dezòd
nan aranjman an lè li te sijere diminye pri repa a pa 50 €.

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"Paske nou tout se bon envite konsa!"

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Ki janti li ye! Kounye a repa pou dis moun yo koute sèlman €450.

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Gwoup la te detèmine pou kontinye peye jan yo te fè anvan.

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Anyen pa t chanje pou kat premye yo; yo te kontinye manje gratis.

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Men kisa k ap pase ak sis ki rete yo?

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Kijan yo ta ka divize ekonomi €50 la pou tout moun benefisye?

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Sis la te vit reyalize ke €50 divize pa sis peye egal a €8.33.

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Men si yo te dedwi sa nan pòsyon endividyèl
yo, senkyèm ak sizyèm envite yo ta toujou

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jwenn lajan pou sòti manje depi nan kòmansman.

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Kidonk, pwopriyetè kay la te sijere envite
yo pou chak moun peye yon kantite ki

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pwopòsyonèlman pi piti pase kontribisyon total yo.

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Kidonk li chita epi li kòmanse
kalkile sa pou 1,234,321 envite li yo.

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Rezilta a te konsa: Sipriyòt la, tankou kat premye
yo, pa t peye anyen plis depi lè sa a (100% ekonomi).

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Franse a te peye €3 olye de €5 (ekonomi 40%).

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Otrichyen an te peye €45 olye de €50 (ekonomi 10%).

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Fenlandè a te peye 72 € olye de 80 € (ekonomi 10%).

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Olandè a te peye €90 olye de €100 (ekonomi 10%).

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Alman an te peye €239 olye de €264 (ekonomi 11%).

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Chak nan sis yo te vin pi byen ak solisyon sa a
pase anvan, e kat premye yo toujou manje gratis.

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Men lè yo te refè kalkil la devan ba
a, li pa t osi ideyal jan yo te panse.

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"Mwen sèlman jwenn £2 sou £50 la!" te di Franse a, li
t ap lonje dwèt sou Alman an, "men li ap jwenn £25!"

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"Se sa menm!" ekskleme Sipriyòt la, "Mwen sèlman
sove 1 ewo, e li sove plis pase ven fwa sa m genyen."

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"Ki jan sa vre!" ekskleme Otrichyen an, "poukisa
li jwenn 25 € tounen epi mwen sèlman jwenn 5 €?"

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Yon lòt fwa ankò, Alman rich yo jwenn tout bagay!

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"Tann yon minit," rele Grèk la, Pòtigè a, Espanyòl la ak
Italyen an an kòl kolektif, "nou pa resevwa anyen ditou."

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Sistèm nan eksplwate moun ki pi pòv yo!

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San okenn avètisman, nèf moun yo atake nonm Alman an epi bat li.

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Nan aswè ki vin apre a, Alman an pa t parèt pou dine.

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Kidonk, nèf ki te rete yo chita epi yo manje san li.

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Men lè li te lè pou peye bòdwo a,
yo remake yon bagay ekstraòdinè:

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Tout ansanm yo pa t gen ase lajan pou peye menm mwatye bòdwo a!

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E si yo poko mouri grangou, yo
toujou ap mande tèt yo sou sa jodi a.

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Ewòp se konsa senp!