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Mai ba da labari: Wata babbar oktobasi tana
nade hannayenta goma sha biyu a duniya baki ɗaya.

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Waɗannan hannayen, waɗanda koyaushe ke aiki a
cikin inuwa, suna wakiltar tsoro, ƙarya na kafofin

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watsa labarai, tattalin arziki, magunguna da sauransu.

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Amma dukansu suna ƙarƙashin iko da tunani
ɗaya... wata ƙungiyar 'yan ta'adda ta asiri.

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Idan an fallasa wata hannu ga haske mai yawa, agwagwa nan da
nan ta ja shi baya sannan ta kai hari mafi ƙarfi da wata hannu.

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Za a iya amfani da fasaha don yaki da
wannan halitta mai ban tsoro? Tabbas!

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Mu haɗe a cikin zukatanmu, mu a matsayin masu fasaha
na Kla.TV muna kuma fuskantar Kraken a duniyar fasaha.

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Muna kunna dukkan nau'ikan kiɗa kuma muna kunna bam-bam na
haske a kan duk hannayen oktobus, kuma tare da waƙoƙi

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sama da 160, mun riga mun kai kusan masu sauraro miliyan 18.

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Kraken na son ja mu cikin
yaƙe-yaƙensa na hauka tare da reshen sojojinsa?

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Mutane ne ke mutuwa, maza ne ke barin
gida, kuma 'ya'ya maza ba sa taɓa dawowa.

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Fatan rayuwata ba ya ƙare.

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Cike da zaman lafiya da ƙauna, ina ci gaba da gina sabon zamani.

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Muna cewa: Ba a sunayenmu ba! Ba za mu yi yaƙinku ba.

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Ba za mu ɗauki makamai ba, domin ba su taɓa kaiwa ga nasara ba.

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Muna cewa: Ba da sunayenmu ba! Ba za mu yi yaƙinku ba.

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Ba za mu ɗauki makamai ba, domin ba su taɓa kaiwa ga nasara ba.

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Kuma haka lamarin ya ci gaba, a dukkan
ƙasashen da kuka lalata daga baya, kuka sace

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dukiyoyinsu kuma kuka kwace abin da bai kuɗin ku ba.

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Ka girbe abin da ka shuka, ka ga yadda za ka rasa komai idan ka
ci gaba da kwace duk abin da bai taɓa kasancewa naka ba

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kamar mai farauta, yayin da kake tarwatsa rayuka da
yin alkawarin zaman lafiya na ƙarya ga duniya baki ɗaya.

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Wannan kamar yin wasa da wuta ne, kuma ka yi
kuskuren kimanta halin da ake ciki saboda ayyukanka

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marasa kyau suna sakin sabuwar ƙarfi a cikimmu.

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Ooooh... IKKO – ko da yake an buga mu ƙwarai, duniya na
buɗe idanuwanta, domin a da mafi yawan mutane ba sa gani.

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Ba sake, ba sake, ba sake! Kuma
yanzu kowa: ba sake, ba sake, ba sake!

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Ba zan iya jin ka ba: ba sake, ba sake, ba
sake – kuma sau ɗaya: ba sake, ba sake, ba sake!

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Sashen kafofin watsa labarai ma yana cikin
haske kuma an fallasa shi a matsayin mai ƙarya.

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Duk mawakan Kla.TV masu shahara suna rubuta wakokinsu da
kansu, ba tare da AI ba, ba tare da masu samarwa masu

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albashi mai yawa da ke yada wakokin ta kafofin watsa labarai ba.

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Muna rubuta kuma muna rarraba komai da kanmu!

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Kashi casa'in cikin ɗari na manyan kafofin
watsa labarai na hannun manyan kamfanoni tara ne.

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Masu hannun jari mafi girma? – Ba sai ka yi tsammani na dogon
lokaci ba: su ne Vanguard da BlackRock – eh,

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bankunan zuba jari da ke samun kudi daga
rikice-rikice kuma suna da cikakken iko a duniya.

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Kashe talabijin yanzu! Ku saurari Klagemauer.TV!

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A ƙarshe, duba kafofin watsa labarai kyauta a can.

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Lafiya da magani? Yafi kama da rashin lafiya
da guba, idan ka duba abin da suka yi wa mutane

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a wurare da dama. Wannan hauka tana a bayyane!

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Kana zaune a gida, kai kaɗai, "Ku zauna a gida," suke
rerawa a murya ɗaya – sai ka tambayi kanka, "Ta yaya

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hakan zai yiwu?" Ka yi tunanin duniya ta bambanta gaba ɗaya!

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Nesa-nesa tsakanin mutane shine umarni da babu wanda ke
tambaya, kuma idan ka ki bin sa, makwabcinka zai kai ka kotu.

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Kai yana bin sa, me kuma zai iya yi, sai dai juriya tana
motsi a cikinka, ko da ba za ka iya fahimtar ta ba tukuna.

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A'a ga wannan mallakar iko, daraktan WHO mafi zalunci.

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Tedros mutum ne mai abubuwa da dama, amma ba mai sa kai
ba ne. Ga misali ɗaya kawai: Habasha, rikici ya barke.

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Masu laifi suna son iko, amma ya fi kyau ka yi
aikinka – siyasa ga talakawa, kwatsam yanayi ya canza.

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Dukkan mawakan Kla.TV suna ƙirƙirar wakokinsu gaba ɗaya kyauta.

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Babu kuɗi, babu roƙon gudummawa, kawai daga zuciya zuwa zuciya.

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Wannan sabuwar duniya ce, kuma za ta rushe reshen
oktobus na tsarin tattalin arziki/kuɗi wanda a zahiri ke

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tsotsa rayuwar mutane kuma yana kwace komai daga gare su.

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To, dawo da shi. Dawo da duk abin da ka
samu ta hanyar zamba da kudaden bogi!

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Domin duk wannan kudi ba kudi bane kwata-kwata, domin kudi
ba shi da amfani idan ba shi da darajar da ta yi daidai.

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Yanzu lokaci ne da duk wani banza da ya sayi abubuwa da
kudi da ba komai ba illa iska ce dole ya mayar da

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dukiyoyin al'umma ga mutane, har zuwa kowane kobo na ƙarshe.

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Tare... eh, eh – kai! Babu abin da ke daidai anan! Yafi kyau ka
fito fili yanzu, domin kotun talakawa za ta kira ka ka bayyana!

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Tare muke bukatar: A haramta cin riba a lokacin rikici!
A lokacin wahalar ƙasa, muna bukatar a haramta cin riba!

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Duk lokacin da kudi suka yi mulki, cin hanci da rashawa na
mamaye. Mu kawo karshen rikicin ta hanyar haramta ribar.

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Kuma yanzu mun koma ga tsibar siyasa, wadda ta
hanyarta masu son hadin duniya ke turawa ajandarsu a duk

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faɗin duniya kuma ke matsa mutane ƙara-ƙara cikin kusurwa.

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Muna son mu gwada komai a kanku, daga alluran rigakafi
har abinci – sannan za mu ga abin da kuka tanadar mana.

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Muna so Babban Saitawa, eh, Babban
Saitawa. Muna so mu gwada Babban Saitawa a kanku!

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Klaus, kai mahaukaci ne sosai, amma wasu sun fi ka mahaukata.

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WEF na nutsewa, kuma kai kana ƙara jiƙewa.

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Babban Saitawa na gaza saboda adawa na ƙaruwa.

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Shugabanninku ba su gamsu ba...
kuma sun riƙe ku a ƙarƙashin ikon su!

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An kuma shiga kotun shari'a sosai ta hannun Kraken.

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Kuma a lokuta da dama, an ayyana rashin adalci a matsayin adalci.

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Za a yanke maka hukunci bisa ga ka'idojin da
kake amfani da su wajen yanke hukunci ga wasu.

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Yadda kake hukunta wasu, haka za a
hukunta ka – kada ka manta da hakan.

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Dokokin rayuwa suna aiki daidai ga kowa: ko
alkalin kotu ne ko banki, mai fifiko ne ko mai arziki.

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Yayin da mutum ke ƙara kallon kan Kraken, haka
zalama muguntar da yake aikatawa take bayyana a fili.

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Shirye-shiryen Kla.TV ba sa tsoron batutuwan da
ke haifar da cece-kuce kamar tashin hankali na

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bautar ibada, suna fallasa su ba tare da gajiyawa ba.

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Kuma duk da haka ayyukanku sun riga sun yi ƙamshi har sama.

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Adrenochrome – eh, mun san kuna shan jinin yara!

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Amma a ina hukuncinku yake? Me ya sa kotuna ke shiru?

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Yaushe adalci zai zo ya canza tarihinmu?

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To ku yi kuka tare da ni, kukan uwa ga ɗanta!

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Ta yaya zai yiwu babu kowa a nan don taimaka musu?

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Yaushe zai yi haske, yaushe zai faru?

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Har tsawon nawa duniya za ta ci gaba da kallon yara suna wahala?

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Ina kuka tare da ni, kukan uwa don ɗanta!

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Yi ihu da kukan duk waɗanda ba su
da ƙarfin yin ihu! Yi ihu da kukan!

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Tare da duk waɗannan batutuwan masu tsanani,
ba a rasa wakoki masu cike da bangaskiya da

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ƙarfafawa da shahararrun wakokin Kla.TV ba.

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Domin ba tare da bangaskiya da bege na makoma
mai haske ba, za ka iya saurin ƙare ƙarfin gwiwa.

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A cikin duk gwagwarmayarmu don samun haske, ba
za mu taɓa mantawa da wanene mu da kuma irin ikon

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da muke da shi a matsayin halittar ɗan adam ba.

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Ku 'ya'yan Allah, tashi... Mu 'ya'yan Allah, tashi yanzu.

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Muna tashi daga kowane kusurwa don
kawar da halin da halitta ke ciki!

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Allah yana zaune, Allah yana zaune a cikinmu!

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Wannan duniyata ce, wadda nake rayuwa saboda
ita, makomata, wadda nake yaƙi saboda ita.

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Duk halitta tana jiran kai kaɗai. Mu tashi, ni ina tashi.

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Mu yi rawa a cikin ruwan sama! Mu yi ihu, mu yi
rawa, mu yi waƙa har sai rana ta sake fitowa.

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Mu yi rawa a cikin ruwan sama! Mu yi ihu, mu yi
rawa, mu yi waƙa har sai rana ta sake fitowa.

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Muna son dukkan mutane. Saboda Allah yana
rayuwa a cikinmu, muna son wannan duniya.

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Kuma haka nan, Yana rayuwa a cikinku
kuma Yana daga muryarsa a cikinku.

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Eh, Shi ne ke haɗa mu, yayin da babban
runduna ke tafiya a cikin tsarin jikinsa.

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Burinmu shi ne haɗin kai, domin a ciki ne dukkan iko yake!

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Kowace rikici dama ce a gare mu – haɗin gwiwa da ke taimaka mana.

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Muna magana a fili game da abin da ya
hada mu. Yanzu akasin haka ke faruwa.

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Duk zuciyoyi suna tashi zuwa ga waɗanda ke son adalci da gaskiya.

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Kuma idan har bai yi kyau ba tukuna, ba
ƙarshe bane – domin ƙarshe, ƙarshe, zai yi kyau!

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Karshe, karshe, zai yi kyau!

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Kla.TV Hits – Kiɗan sabuwar duniya!