WEBVTT 00:00.320 --> 00:04.820 Mai ba da labari: Wata babbar oktobasi tana nade hannayenta goma sha biyu a duniya baki ɗaya. 00:04.820 --> 00:09.512 Waɗannan hannayen, waɗanda koyaushe ke aiki a cikin inuwa, suna wakiltar tsoro, ƙarya na kafofin 00:09.512 --> 00:12.678 watsa labarai, tattalin arziki, magunguna da sauransu. 00:12.678 --> 00:18.004 Amma dukansu suna ƙarƙashin iko da tunani ɗaya... wata ƙungiyar 'yan ta'adda ta asiri. 00:18.004 --> 00:26.010 Idan an fallasa wata hannu ga haske mai yawa, agwagwa nan da nan ta ja shi baya sannan ta kai hari mafi ƙarfi da wata hannu. 00:26.010 --> 00:32.017 Za a iya amfani da fasaha don yaki da wannan halitta mai ban tsoro? 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Ga misali ɗaya kawai: Habasha, rikici ya barke. 04:04.353 --> 04:12.482 Masu laifi suna son iko, amma ya fi kyau ka yi aikinka – siyasa ga talakawa, kwatsam yanayi ya canza. 04:12.482 --> 04:17.006 Dukkan mawakan Kla.TV suna ƙirƙirar wakokinsu gaba ɗaya kyauta. 04:17.006 --> 04:21.906 Babu kuɗi, babu roƙon gudummawa, kawai daga zuciya zuwa zuciya. 04:21.906 --> 04:27.446 Wannan sabuwar duniya ce, kuma za ta rushe reshen oktobus na tsarin tattalin arziki/kuɗi wanda a zahiri ke 04:27.446 --> 04:31.196 tsotsa rayuwar mutane kuma yana kwace komai daga gare su. 04:31.196 --> 04:38.617 To, dawo da shi. 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Mu tashi, ni ina tashi. 09:13.696 --> 09:22.700 Mu yi rawa a cikin ruwan sama! Mu yi ihu, mu yi rawa, mu yi waƙa har sai rana ta sake fitowa. 09:22.700 --> 09:31.282 Mu yi rawa a cikin ruwan sama! Mu yi ihu, mu yi rawa, mu yi waƙa har sai rana ta sake fitowa. 09:31.282 --> 09:41.160 Muna son dukkan mutane. Saboda Allah yana rayuwa a cikinmu, muna son wannan duniya. 09:41.160 --> 09:51.225 Kuma haka nan, Yana rayuwa a cikinku kuma Yana daga muryarsa a cikinku. 09:51.225 --> 10:03.449 Eh, Shi ne ke haɗa mu, yayin da babban runduna ke tafiya a cikin tsarin jikinsa. 10:03.449 --> 10:09.979 Burinmu shi ne haɗin kai, domin a ciki ne dukkan iko yake! 10:09.979 --> 10:16.436 Kowace rikici dama ce a gare mu – haɗin gwiwa da ke taimaka mana. 10:16.436 --> 10:23.122 Muna magana a fili game da abin da ya hada mu. 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