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I-octopus enkulu kakhulu
igubungela umhlaba ngamaphiko ayo ayi-12.

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Lezi zingalo ezisebenza njalo ezithunzini zimelela
ukwesaba, amanga ezabezindaba, umnotho, izidakamizwa nokuningi.

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Kodwa bonke balawulwa yingqondo
eyodwa... inhlangano yezinsongo eyimfihlo.

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Uma ingalo eyodwa iveza ekukhanyeni okuningi
kakhulu, i-oktopusi iyayibuyisela ngokushesha

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bese ishaya ngamandla nangaphezulu ngenye ingalo.

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Ingabe ubuciko bungasetshenziswa ukulwa nale monsta? Impela!

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Sihlangene ezinhliziyweni zethu, thina njengabaculi
be-Kla.TV siphinde sibhekane neKraken kwezobuciko.

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Sivusa zonke izinhlobo zomculo futhi sivutha izibhamu zokukhanya
kuwo wonke amahlombe e-octopus, futhi ngezihloko ezingaphezu

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kuka-160 sesifinyelele cishe abalaleli abayizigidi eziyi-18.

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I-Kraken ifuna ukusidonsela ezimpini zayo
ezingahlakaniphile ngengalo yayo yezempi?

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Abantu abafa, amadoda aphumayo, nezindodana ezingake zibuye.

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Ithemba lami ngempilo alisoze liphele.

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Ngigcwele ukuthula nothando,
ngiyaqhubeka nokwakha inkathi entsha.

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Sithi: Hhayi egameni lethu! Asisoze silwe impi yenu.

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Asizogqoka izikhali, ngoba aziholeli ekunqobeni.

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Sithi: Hhayi egameni lethu! Asisoze silwe impi yenu.

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Asisoze siphathe izikhali, ngoba aziholeli ekunqobeni.

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Kwaba kanjalo kuqhubeka, kuzo zonke izizwe enazidiliza
kamuva, enazidoba nenazibamba, nithatha lokho okungekho kokwenu.

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Vuna okutshale, ubone ukuthi ulahlekelwa kanjani yikho konke uma
uqhubeka ubamba njengesilwane zonke izinto

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ezingakaze zibe zakho, ngenkathi udabula izimpilo zabantu
futhi uthembisa ukuthula okungamanga emhlabeni wonke.

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Kuyadlala nomlilo, futhi uphuthe isimo ngoba izenzo
zakho ezimbi zikhulula amandla amasha ngaphakathi kwethu.

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Ooooh... AMANDLA – nakuba sihlupheke kakhulu, umhlaba uvula
amehlo awo, ngoba ngaphambilini abantu abaningi babengabonisi.

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Akusoze futhi, akusoze futhi, akusoze futhi! Futhi manje
wonke umuntu: akusoze futhi, akusoze futhi, akusoze futhi!

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Angikuzwa: hhayi futhi, hhayi futhi, hhayi futhi –
futhi futhi: hhayi futhi, hhayi futhi, hhayi futhi!

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Igatsha lezindaba nalo lisemqondweni
womphakathi futhi selivezelwe ukuthi liyamanga.

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Bonke abaculi be-Kla.TV abaphumelele bayabhala izingoma zabo
bodwa, ngaphandle kwe-AI, ngaphandle kwabahleli abakhokhelwa

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kakhulu abasabalalisa izingoma ngeziteshi zezindaba.

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Sibhala futhi sisabalalisa konke thina uqobo!

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Amaphesenti angama-90 ezindaba ezibanzi
ziphethwe yizinkampani eziyisishiyagalolunye.

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Ababanikazi bamasheya abakhulu kunabo bonke? – Awudingi
ukucabanga isikhathi eside: yibo iVanguard

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neBlackRock – yebo, amabhange okutshalwa kwezimali enza imali
ezinhlekeleleni futhi anamandla amakhulu emhlabeni.

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Cimela ithelevishini manje! Buka i-Klagemauer.TV!

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Ekugcineni, bheka imidiya yamahhala lapho.

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Impilo nemithi? Kufana kakhulu nesifo nobuthi, uma ubheka
abakwenzile kubantu ezindaweni eziningi. Lobu buhlanya busobala!

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Uhlezi ekhaya wedwa, "Hlala ekhaya," bekhala
ngokuvumelana – bese uzibuza, "Kungenzeka

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kanjani lokhu?" Ucabanga umhlaba uhluke ngokuphelele!

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Ukugcina ibanga emphakathini kuyisiyalo esingenakuphikwa, futhi
uma ungafuni ukubamba iqhaza, umakhelwane wakho uzokumangalela.

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Ikhanda lakho liyahambisana nakho, lingakwenza
kanjani okunye, kodwa ukumelana kuvusa

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ngaphakathi kuwe, noma ungakakwazi ukukuqonda okwamanje.

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Cha kulokhu kubusa ngamandla
okukodwa, umqondisi ononya kakhulu e-WHO.

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Tedros unezinto eziningi, kodwa akayena umuntu onesisa. Isibonelo
esisodwa nje: e-Ethiopia, kwavuka isiphithiphithi esikhulu.

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Abasolwa bafuna amandla, kodwa kungcono
ukuthi wenze umsebenzi wakho – ezombusazwe

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zabantu, ngokuzumayo isimo sezulu siyashintsha.

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Bonke abaculi be-Kla.TV bakha izingoma zabo ngokuphelele mahhala.

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Akukho imali, akukho izicelo zeminikelo,
kusuka enhliziyweni kuya enhliziyweni.

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Lena yilona izwe elisha, futhi lizophinde liwe
isigaba se-oktopusi sohlelo lwezomnotho nezimali

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olusela abantu ngokuphelele futhi luthatha konke kubo.

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Ngakho-ke buyisela. Buyisela konke
okutholile ngobuqili ngemali engamanga!

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Ngoba yonke le mali yayingeyona imali nhlobo,
ngoba imali ayibalwa uma ingenalo inani elilinganayo.

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Manje sekuyisikhathi lapho wonke umuntu ononya
othenge izinto ngemali engaphezu komoya nje kumele

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abuyisele izimpahla kubantu, kuze kube yingcezu yokugcina.

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Sisonke... Yebo, yebo – hey! Akukho okuthile
okulungile lapha! Kungcono ukuthi kuvele manje,

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ngoba inkantolo yabantu izokubiza ukuba uchaze!

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Sihlangene sicela: Kuvinjelwe ukwenza inzuzo
ngesikhathi sezinkinga! Ngezikhathi zobunzima

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kazwelonke, sicela kuvinjelwe ukwenza inzuzo!

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Noma nini lapho imali ibusa, inkohlakalo iyabusa.
Masibeke umkhawulo kulesi simo ngokuvimbela inzuzo.

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Futhi manje siya engalweni yezombusazwe, ngayo
abaxhasi bomhlaba wonke bephusha uhlelo lwabo emhlabeni

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jikelele futhi bephusha abantu kude kakhulu ekhoneni.

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Sifuna ukuzama konke kini, kusukela ekugonyweni kuya
ekudleni – bese sizobona ukuthi nina nisilungiselele ini.

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Sifuna i-Great Reset, yebo, i-Great
Reset. Sifuna ukuhlola i-Great Reset kini!

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Klaus, uyahlanya impela, kodwa abanye bayahlanya kakhulu.

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I-WEF iyawa, futhi wena uya manzi kakhulu kakhulu.

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I-Great Reset iyahluleka ngoba ukumelana kuyanda.

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Abaphathi bakho
abanakwaneliseka... futhi bakubambe ezandleni zabo!

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Izinhlangano zobulungiswa nazo zazingenelwa kakhulu yiKraken.

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Futhi ezimweni eziningi, ukungabi
nobulungisa kwamenyezelwa njengobulungisa.

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Uzogwetshwa ngokwezindinganiso
ezifanayo ozisebenzisa ukugweba abanye.

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Indlela ozahlulela ngayo abanye yindlela
ozohlulelwa ngayo – ungakhohlwa lokho.

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Imithetho yokuphila isebenza ngokulingana
kubo bonke: noma ngabe ungumahluleli noma

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umbhange, onelungelo elikhethekile noma ocebile.

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Lapho umuntu ebuka ikhanda leKraken
ngokwengeziwe, kuba sobala ububi obuphelele abuphathe ngabo.

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Ama-hit e-Kla.TV awesabi izihloko eziphikisanayo
ezifana nodlame lwemikhuba yemilingo, eziveza ngokungayeki.

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Futhi lokhu nakuba izenzo zakho sezivumba kakhulu ezulwini.

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Adrenochrome – yebo, siyazi ukuthi uphuza igazi lezingane!

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Kodwa isigwebo sakho sikuphi? Kungani izinkantolo zithule?

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Ubulungisa buzofika nini futhi bushintshe umlando wethu?

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Bese ungijoyina ekukhalezeni ukukhala komama ngomntwana wakhe!

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Kungani kungekho muntu lapha ongabasiza?

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Kuzoba khanya nini, kuzokwenzeka nini?

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Umhlaba kumele ubuke izingane zihlupheka isikhathi esingakanani?

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Khala nami ukukhala komama ngomntwana wakhe!

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Memeza isimemezelo sabo bonke
abangenamandla okukwazi ukumemeza! Memeza isimemezelo!

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Nazo zonke lezi zihloko ezinamandla, akushodi ngezihloko
ezigcwele ukholo nezikhuthazayo eziyizihlabani ze-Kla.TV.

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Ngoba ngaphandle kokholo nethemba ngekusasa
eliqhakazile, ungashesha uphelelwe amandla.

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Kuzo zonke izinselelo zethu zokukhanyiselwa,
akufanele sikhohlwe ukuthi singobani nokuthi

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sinamandla angakanani njengesidalwa somuntu.

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Nina bafana, bafana, bafana bakaNkulunkulu, vukani...
Thina bafana, bafana, bafana bakaNkulunkulu manje sivuka.

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Sivuka kuzo zonke izindawo ukuze sivimbele ubunzima bokudalwa!

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UNkulunkulu uhlala, uNkulunkulu uhlala ngaphakathi kwethu!

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Lona umhlaba wami, lowo ngiphila ngenxa
yawo, ikusasa lami, lowo ngilwela wona.

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Konke okudalwe kulinda wena kuphela. Masivuke, ngiyavuka.

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Sidansa emvuleni! Masikhuthazane, sidanse
futhi sicule kuze ilanga liphinde likhanye.

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Masidansele emvuleni! Masikhothamele,
sidansele futhi sicule kuze kuphinde kuvele ilanga.

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Siyawathanda wonke umuntu. Ngoba
uNkulunkulu uhlala kithi, siyawuthanda lo mhlaba.

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Futhi ngendlela efanayo, uhlala
kuwe futhi uphakamisa izwi lakhe kuwe.

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Yebo, usihlanganisa ndawonye
njengempi enkulu ehamba ngomzimba wakhe.

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Isikhuthazo sethu ubumunye, ngoba lapho kukhona wonke amandla!

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Yonke ingozi iyithuba lethu –
ukusebenzisana okuhlangene okusisiza.

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Sikhuluma ngalokho okusihlanganisa.
Manje kwenzeka okuphambene nalokho.

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Zonke izinhliziyo ziyabhabha ziya
kulabo abathanda ubulungisa neqiniso.

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Futhi uma kungakabi kuhle okwamanje, akusikho
ukuphela – ngoba ukuphela, ukuphela, kuzoba kuhle!

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